gnarly:

Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram

Nice.

benwinstagram:

fuckboy tattoos:

  • 'only god can judge me'
  • those praying hands, possibly combined w ‘only god can judge me’
  • lipstick print, usually on the neck
  • any chest piece in that font, you know the one
  • sleeves that mostly consist of cliche shit and that smoky effect, maybe some starz
  • that straight out the flash book native american head in profile w/o being native american
I was at marching band camp today

lgbtcentral:

And my band director, who is gay, was getting REALLY mad at this one specific group of people because they couldn’t make a good line. At one point he threw a drumstick at them and shouted “OH COME ON! EVEN IM STRAIGHTER THAN THIS LINE!”

hmasfatty:

agrippina-minor:

worclip:

Füüt Hammock by Three Dot Creation Consultancy

Oh man, this is what I need for all those times I’ve sprained my ankle, and it’s healed enough that I can sit at a desk but I still need it slightly elevated.

I kind of sprain my ankle … well, not a lot, but I’m still in pain from one back in … wow, 2011.  August 2011.  It’s just a little permanent damage, it’s still good!

OH MY GOD I NEED ONE OF THESE

*shitty ankle club secret handshake*

schnaeffchen:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

hopeinrecovery:

OH MY GOD THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE THING HEL P ME

OK this whole gif thing is starting to get out of control.

cressidass:

first and last lines

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

newcrystalcitysteel:

blackpoquedown:

fucking flawless omg

fucking praise dominos

harry20l2:

aries: fearless as hell
taurus: reliable as hell
gemini: talkative as hell
cancer: dependable as hell
leo: powerful as hell
virgo: smart as hell
libra: friendly as hell
scorpio: strong as hell
sagittarius: real as hell
capricorn: loyal as hell
aquarius: weird as hell
pisces: nice as hell

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