snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

Other people:wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me:wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
hefuckin:

I need booty grabbin’ in my life

hefuckin:

I need booty grabbin’ in my life

unvocalise:

Monmon
Taken by Min Nguyen

unvocalise:

Monmon

Taken by Min Nguyen

mamayuuma:

mamayuuma:

why were dinosaurs so big

because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures

iwantyoureffingtatertots:

I need someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

it’s so stupid for someone to hate you for things you never did yet it happens.

HOW

3rd wheeling

3rd wheeling

illbeeyourinspiration:

I wish I had someone I could fucking talk to.

hi im here ily

slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

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