slimeghost2003:

how am i supposed to wipe my ass with this?

terns:

mark your territory by crying on things

I miss my best friends 😭

I miss my best friends 😭

illbeeyourinspiration:

there are so many things that sometimes I think that I wish I had never done, so many people I wish I never hung around, and so many places I should’ve never gone, so many things I shouldn’t have tried, and nights where I shouldn’t have ended up alive. I can’t say I regret any of it, because if I didn’t choose the road I did I may not have ended up with you. you are worth all of the bruises and scars I’ve endured. I can’t regret a single day because I have you.

illbeeyourinspiration:

there are so many things that sometimes I think that I wish I had never done, so many people I wish I never hung around, and so many places I should’ve never gone, so many things I shouldn’t have tried, and nights where I shouldn’t have ended up alive. I can’t say I regret any of it, because if I didn’t choose the road I did I may not have ended up with you. you are worth all of the bruises and scars I’ve endured. I can’t regret a single day because I have you.

American Horror Story:*massive amounts of gore, death, and mutilation*
Me:*smiles and eats chicken nuggets*

Evan Peters in American Horror Story season premieres

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

inhalexhal3:

don’t miss out on my snapchat stories🙅

inhalexhal3:

don’t miss out on my snapchat stories🙅

Replace the vowels in your URL with “oodle”

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

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