head0fstone:

Promises are meant to be kept

Either you wanna talk to me and be friends or you don’t…. It’s not hard.

magicconchshell:

i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi

headstrongwolf:

you are now now rockin with

will.i.am and

britney britney

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perseues:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

perseues:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

scienceshenanigans:

asapscience:

Teamwork. 

It’s back.

scienceshenanigans:

asapscience:

Teamwork. 

It’s back.

bewbin:

metaknighty:

crushes are terrible

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Your smile is my favorite thing in the entire universe
— 3:56am (via cxlifornians)

regravitate:

first lotion your elbows, then talk to me

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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